Sweet-Sarcastic Poems…from mon-dog

Posted by: Carol on: August 17, 2009

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1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you ’cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
– that is until I met your

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe ‘Go to hell.’

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Things I Would Say To My Ex

Posted by: Carol on: July 18, 2009

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I stumbled upon this note in facebook on my BFF’s page.. I assume you know who.. Just take a wild guess.. XD Anyway, I decided to try it out.. It’ll be straight to the point and may be slightly brutal..

P.S. This goes out only to 1 person..

♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦•♦

You have to answer the survey with an honest heart.
An honest heart will give you good luck for the entire
year. You may imagine of one people or
maybe some people not only one.
Answer it, “What if your ex says” referring to you!!!

1. Why did you let me go?
- Cause I cannot live with the fact that you trusted her more than me.. You came screwing me after receiving 1 phone call from that bestie of hers, while you were at work.. You couldn’t text me but you could call me up to screw me.. I remembered it very clearly.. I really do hate you a lot for that.. And we were at our 2nd year..

2. I still love you.
- I’m sorry, but I don’t love you anymore.. I couldn’t utter those words out to you that night, I couldn’t say it to you anymore when I don’t mean it..

3. When did we last talk?
- The other day, when some freaking moron disturbed you and started spreading lies.. *pfft*

4. Will you go out with me?
- Honestly, no.. I’d probably find a million excuses to not see you again..

6. I cannot keep my promise to you.
- Everyone breaks their promises once in a while.. But we tried our best.. It’s ok..

7. My friends say we don’t look good together…
- Let them say whatever they like.. It’s their mouth.. What goes around, comes around..

8. You have changed!
- Of course! Everyone changes.. I hope you too change for the better.. Please start to think like an adult, not like an amateur..

9. Can we get back together?
- No.. I wouldn’t wanna get back to the past.. We’ll just leave it there.. It’s way to complicated..

10. Oh, I know what this is all about. You found someone else.
- Yes, I have.. And I’m actually grateful that he’s not like you..

11. Don’t you realize? You are the one who hurt me!
- Yes, we’ve hurt each other a lot during our time together.. Sorry would not do any good but I’d still like you to know that I truly am sorry for everything..

12. How can u forget our memories??
- It takes a hell lot of time to hide them away somewhere deep inside.. Trust me..

13. I will always love you.
- I’m so so sorry that I cannot return this to you.. I really hope you don’t wait on for me anymore..

14. Would you die for our love?
- In the past when I was madly in love with you, yes.. Not now..

15. You jump, i jump..remember?
- Full of crap..

16. Kiss me to break the curse if i sleep for a hundred years.
- Nope.. My lips are for the one I love..

17. Whats the difference between me and Him/Her.
- If you don’t want to commit suicide, you’d better not find out..

18. I saw you last night with your girlfriend/boyfriend.
- Oh.. I see.. So, you found anyone yet?

19. Without me, your life wouldn’t be complete.
- You were once my life.. Now, you’re just a memory..

20. Why are you doing this to me!?
- Think of what you’ve put me through before you ask me this question..

Self Adjustment

Posted by: Carol on: July 15, 2009

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i’ve got some A LOT of self adjustments to do:

1. do not be too expressive – it might turn into an offense, indirectly..
2. stop the flooding – starting to get the hang of it, hopefully
3. fill up all those gaps – gonna burn every single energy that’s not used up in me
4. think…think…THINK! - *i’ll just keep this part to myself*
5. detach self from electronic devices – this is gonna be tough
6. sarcasm has to go – been using it a lil too often lately
7. more piercings! – excellent ways to get rid of stress and other pain..
8. suffocating others is a big NO NO - *sigh* still learning

the list goes on.. but for now, i’ll try with these few first.. gotta start from somewhere.. wish me luck!

Change

Posted by: Carol on: July 15, 2009

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after so long, i’ve finally changed my necklace! i’ve been wearing the same one for quite some time cause it meant something to me.. and after much much thought and observation, i decided to take it off today.. LOL!

I NEEEED A LIFE!

Posted by: Carol on: July 14, 2009

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someone, anyone! plss!! slap me really hard on the face! i need a wake up call.. i can’t seem to get a life of my own.. most of my time are spent on waiting…and waiting…and waiting…….and a whole lot more of waiting.. this is not a life! yes, i do realise it.. but i can’t seem to change one bit of it.. and there’s no point of me fussing about it here now.. i really do feel bad for Eileen cause everytime i face this, i’ll run to her for help.. i keep bugging her.. *sigh* i’m soo soo sorry, Eileen.. =S i will change! very soon, hopefully.. i can’t wait for college to start.. maybe then i won’t have to linger around and bugging everyone around me anymore..

Why…

Posted by: Carol on: July 13, 2009

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my mouth speaks “I don’t care..”
but my heart wouldn’t listen
and my head couldn’t stop thinking

i just don’t understand why…

Screw It!

Posted by: Carol on: July 13, 2009

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okay, screw whatever i just said a few minutes ago in my previous post.. i’m going back to crying.. ice-cream didn’t work its miracles on me tonight so it’s back to the original method..

Back From The Dead

Posted by: Carol on: July 13, 2009

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well, as you can see, my blog died earlier than Michael Jackson did.. but now i’m back (& MJ is still dead) to blog my frustration.. a new way of dealing with it instead of keeping everything inside or cry about it.. LOL! see tht huge LOL there? i’m being sarcastic.. anyway, i did not give a damn about the death of MJ.. i wasn’t even sad nor effected one bit.. that’s the brutal truth.. let’s get back to my frustration, shall we? where do i start? i hate my life, i hate god for putting me through hell, i hate not being able to understand, i hate having to guess all the time…. yes, there’s a lot more hatred in me at the moment.. as for the main reason to my frustration, i’ll just keep it to myself.. *thankyouverymuchformindingyourownbusiness*